Is This Texas Love Nest the Ultimate Escape for the Zombie Apocalypse?
We know that house shopping is a bit daunting here in Texas and that sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the sake of living in a great neighborhood. That's why one real estate listing in particular stood out, especially if you are looking for a real fixer-upper.
This is 13229 Southview Lane in Dallas, Texas, listed for $989,000, covers nearly 6,000-square feet and features no bedrooms and a half bath.
That's right...zero bedrooms.
When the house was built in 2000, it was meant as an electrical switching center and also served to house medical records. Now, it can be used as a supervillain's next evil lair.
From the listing on Realtor.com:
A property unlike any other! With walls, flooring, and ceiling made of concrete, this property can serve as the perfect storage spot for large wine collections, art collections, multiple cars, as well as serving as the ultimate safe house. The building is connected to two electrical grids and also features a generator that has is powered by two diesel fuel tanks, making the chance of power loss a very rare. With office space as well as warehouse space and large outdoor area, there are many ways this property can be utilized.
Sure, LOTS of ways it can be utilized. Like, barricading yourself from the upcoming zombie apocalypse, especially since the windows are TOTALLY BRICKED UP. That's right, they're all sealed and covered in brick from the inside. This place is impenetrable. Unless you leave a key under the doormat...then you're on your own.
You can check out the virtual tour here, even though they did seem to miss out on the waterboarding chamber.
Welcome home, Negan.
Zombie Apocalypse House in Dallas, Texas