CHARLIE SHEEN'S act is getting pretty stale.  But he's still able to bust out a new classic every once in a while.

 --In a video hyping his upcoming live shows, Charlie had this to say . . . quote, "Trolls need not apply . . . you all suffer from SHEENIS ENVY."

 --The video was posted on Charlie's brand new website . . . where you can now purchase official Charlie Sheen T-shirts, with some of his "classic" sayings like "Duh, Winning!" and "Gnarles Gnarlington".

 --The site is easy enough to remember.  It's CharlieSheen.com.

 --Speaking of Charlie's live shows . . . they sold out in a mere 18 MINUTES on Saturday. 

 --There's no word how much he made, but he says a dollar from each ticket is going to the Red Cross to help the earthquake / tsunami victims in Japan.

 --Charlie's "Violent Torpedo of Truth / Defeat is Not An Option" show hits Detroit on April 2nd and Chicago on the 3rd . . . with plans to add more dates.

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