Charlie Sheen is a Hollywood antihero, but he wants to be an actual hero for Lindsay Lohan, who he considers a friend -- a friend without any benefits at all.
You'd think that two walking Petri dishes wouldn't have so many issues making out, but you'd be wrong.
Reports from the 'Scary Movie 5' set indicate Lindsay Lohan actually refused to kiss Charlie Sheen in the flick -- and for any scenes requiring mouth-to-mouth, a body double was used.