Bobby Bones Show Recap

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Good Morning! Today is Monday the 11th.

Birthdays

Joss Stone-24

Chris Gaylor- 32

Ryan Shuck- 38

Dylan Keefe- 41

Lisa Stansfield- 45

Bonehead

A 22 year old year got sentenced to 27 days in jail for stealing 2 dollar tea. She asked for a water cup and filled it up with tea and when she was asked about it, she freaked out and said that they could have their cup back and also said there was a bomb in the store. They called the cops and she admitted to everything.

Massive Amounts Of Debris From Japan Is Floating To Hawaii

A girl shoots a guy for giving her herpes

A 21 year old Chicago prostitute shoots her client after finding out he had herpes and had given it to her. Another woman came to the door very upset and showed the prostitute the text messages about this man giving her herpes. After hearing this news, the 21 year old grabbed the guy’s gun and shot him several times at point blank range. She ended up killing him all because he gave her herpes.

Skinny

Drinking Hurts Your Looks

Drinking makes your eye puffy, makes you look older, messes up your diet, ect. Lunchbox got drunk this weekend at a crawfish boil. He said that he had a lot of fun and kept drinking and drinking and didn’t realize how much he was drinking but he said he did fine. He brought a girl home and he was trying to make out with her but the drinking he did made him have the hiccups. The girl got annoyed after an hour and left.

Show’N’Tell

A 15 month year old toddler got sent to the hospital 1.0

San Antonio now holds the world’s largest enchilada. It was 300 ft. long.

A San Diego football coach was arrested for assault and battery because he beat up another football coach because he thought he was trying to get one of his players. The players were 10 years old.

In a new survey, men ages 14-45 would give up the internet instead of drinking. 90% of people said they would give up the internet and would also give up toothpaste instead of beer.

Tell Me Something Good

Amy- Her husband gets his paycheck this week.

Carlos- He went to the store and bought his first pair of swim trunks and went to a pool party. He hit up a pool party with his brother and rocked his new white swim trunks.

Lunchbox- for the first time in a long time, he played two soccer games.

Alayna- she got her tax refund back so now she can fix her car and get a new computer.

Bobby- He went to the Masters Golf Tournament and didn’t get in until midnight. He said it was a blast and made some new friends. Every morning he was up at 6 to play golf but he said it was worth it.

Lost Dogs

The show posts pictures of lost dogs on our website and it has been successful in finding the animals. There is a dog right now that is missing that belongs to woman who is deaf and blind and it helps her out so 25 people are out looking for this dog, Spencer, to return him to his owner.

Sounds

Helen Mirren on SNL

Charlie Sheen getting booed in New York

Will Ferrell on ‘The Office’

Alec Baldwin on the comedy awards

David Letterman getting the Johnny Carson Award

Hotel security calls 911 for a battery with Lebron James’s mom and a valet parker

American Idol

Pia got kicked off American Idol and now she is reportedly dating Mark Ballas. Bobby hasn’t kept up to date with American Idol and was a little surprised. He believes that there is a conspiracy with the voting and they it is rigged.

Pregnant In Heels

There is a new show called Pregnant in Heels and this woman is a pregnant concierge. People hire her for the most ridiculous reasons. Someone wanted to hire her to name their child and had focus groups for it.

Teacher In Trouble For Facebook

A New Jersey teacher is in trouble because she posted on her Facebook that the kids in her class are future criminals. She didn’t say any names or post any pictures but she still got in trouble for it. Bobby said that everyone should make their Facebook private and don’t post anything bad about the kids that they teach.

A Caller In Prison For 14 Months

A caller calls in and said that she was in prison for 14 months for intent to sell. She was a former Wichita police officer and she took the heat for someone else for selling because she was in love but she said that it ended up being the best decisions she made. Her life is so much better now and she got a girlfriend in jail. She is going back to nursing school and looking into that as a future profession.

What Year Was It-2005

Wake Me up When September Ends- Green Day

Jarhead

North Korea has nuclear weapons

Girl Next Door Premiers

Name That Tune-theme-songs have to do with feelings

Mace- Feel So Good

Garth Brooks- Can’t Find This Feeling

Black Eyed Peas- I Got a Feeling

Gorillas- Feel Good Inc.

REM- End of the World (and I feel fine)

People’s Most Beautiful

Bobby and Carlos said it was Angelina Jolie but Lunchbox said Kate Milton but according to Amy and the Skinny it is Jennifer Lopez.

Skinny

Bob Saget Teaser

Tomorrow morning at this time Bobby will play a clip of an interview with Bob Saget that Lunchbox and Carlos did. He seemed really annoyed with the whole interview and Bobby played a little clip of it. The whole thing will play tomorrow morning.

Toddler Gets Served Alcohol

Bobby plays a news clip of a 15 month old toddler getting served alcohol. He wanted apple juice and got served margarita mix instead. His blood alcohol level was 1.0 and he was really wasted. He was saying hi and bye to the wall and other objects. Bobby said that if he was the parent in this situation he wouldn’t do anything because nothing really happened and the kid was fine. Amy agreed with him but Lunchbox said he would sue for a lot of money and he thinks the waiter did this to be funny but Bobby doesn’t agree with that. Carlos thinks that the mom may have done just to get on the news and to get a lot of money. Both Lunch and Carlos are all about conspiracy theories with this situation. A caller said that when she was 13 months old she drank a whole bottle of wine and was fine. Another caller called in and said she was very upset by this whole situation and doesn’t think that it was an accident. The last caller said that she went to a restaurant and they were ordering long island ice teas and the waitress served her daughter one too even though she was underage and then the manager blamed it on the family and was wondering why they were serving someone underage alcohol.

Paint Your House To Pay Your Mortgage?

There is a service where this company will pay your mortgage if you let them paint a giant billboard on the side of your house. Bobby said he would not do it but Lunchbox said that he would totally be down for it. No matter what they painted he would be willing to do it. They will only paint your house for a year but will paint it back if needed.

Skinny

Male Birth Control

There is a researcher that is making a male birth control and they are about to test it. Most women said that they would not trust the guy to take it and wouldn’t believe most guys would actually take it. Most guys would probably forget to take them but Bobby said that this pill would be good for famous guys to protect them against the crazy people who would purposely try to get pregnant by them.

Woman had 52 Plastic Surgeries

Bobby plays a clip from The View where they talk about a woman who’s had 52 plastic surgeries. She holds the record for the world’s most surgeries but she doesn’t even look that bad. Bobby thinks she has major issues with herself and needs therapy if she has to have this many surgeries.

Facebook Followers

Last week Bobby was out for a few days and the listeners who are on Facebook are getting very upset at him. They demanded to know what he was doing and then when they found out he went to the Masters they got really mad and said they weren’t going to listen to the show anymore. The Facebook followers are going crazy and need are getting mad over nothing. People were mad that the lines were busy when they were giving away Lady Gaga tickets and didn’t understand why they were.

Lunchbox’s Amazing Story

He went to a party and the guy who owns the house, has a dog that has a bad reputation around the neighborhood and he already got a citation for his dog fighting with another dog. The guy’s dog killed one of the neighborhood dogs and the guy freaked out so he put the dog in the freezer. It was in there for two weeks and never told anyone.

Skinny

Best And Worst

Amy- best- she went to a horse race and had an awesome time people watching. Worst-thought she lost wristbands for something but ended up finding them after they already bought more.

Lunchbox- best- played soccer and his winning song came on and he knew that it would be a good day. Worst- getting the hiccups and not getting to make out with some girl.

Bobby- best- going to the Masters and hanging out with his buddies. Worst- getting really bad car sick on the way there and on the way back.

Bobby’s House Security

The security place calls Bobby almost every day because his censors go off all the time. They called him today so he sent Carlos over to check it out since he doesn’t live far from the station and Carlos seemed disappointed that no one robbed Bobby and he didn’t catch anyone.

Inviting Ex’s To Wedding

Prince William is inviting all his ex’s to his wedding to Kate Middleton and she has her ex’s coming too. Lunchbox said that he doesn’t think that normal girls would let their husband to be, invite their ex’s to their wedding. A caller said that her ex married her and her new husband at her wedding. Another caller called and said that his ex was a bridesmaid in his wedding. Someone else called in and said she is getting stuff ready for her wedding and she didn’t recognize a name on the guest list so she asked him about it and he said that it was an ex back from high school and he still talks to her. She said that it didn’t bother her to have this girl here since she was married also and had a kid. The last caller said that he is having his ex-wife in his wedding as a bridesmaid.

Today’s Plans

Carlos- go for a run and relax.

Amy- go to the bank, run, and have an Africa meeting

Lunchbox- run errands, go grocery shopping, and do his taxes

Bobby- going to take a nap