Are You In “Sheen’s Korner”?

CHARLIE SHEEN had claimed that he was working on a deal with HBO for a show called "Sheen's Korner".  And they were going to pay him $5 million an episode for 10 episodes.

--Was that ever even remotely true?  Probably not . . . because on Saturday, Charlie did a 50-minute webcast called "Sheen's Korner".  It's pretty obvious that HBO had NOTHING to do with it.

--It was just Charlie in his house, babbling . . . while several of his parasites cheered him on.  It was BAD.

--In one segment, Charlie did news stories about WINNERS. One winner was an eagle that had crashed into a windshield but recovered.

--He also signed a picture of himself for an 80-year-old fan named "Josie Dimples" . . . who Tweeted Charlie that she's WINNING.

--Charlie also talked about people who wish they were him:  DR. DREW, NANCY GRACE and some addiction expert who weighed in on Charlie's case on a TV show.

--And he revealed who HE'D like to trade places with  for 10 minutes:  COLIN FARRELL, SEAN PENN and San Francisco Giants pitcher BRIAN WILSON.

--Charlie also had some news that WESLEY SNIPES probably won't be too happy about.  He identified his longtime friend TONY TODD as, quote, "the new face of Willie Mays Hayes" . . . if the new "Major League" movie ever gets made.

--Willie Mays Hayes is the character Snipes played in the original.

--Tony is probably most famous for playing the title character in the "Candyman" horror flicks.  He's also the coroner, Mr. Bludworth, in some of the "Final Destination" movies.

--He and Charlie have been friends for a long time.  Tony was even in "Platoon" with Charlie back in 1986.

--Charlie wrapped up the inaugural "Sheen's Korner" by reading some poetry from that book he published 20 years ago.  And he closed with what will apparently be the show's catchphrase, "Psst . . . check it:  Trolls beware."  (???)

--The equally unexciting "Episode 2: Torpedoes of Truth" appeared late last night, but it doesn't seem like an actual follow-up . It's 13 minutes of Charlie smoking cigarettes, talking on the phone, and babbling to one of his 'goddesses.'

--In one part that may come back to haunt him, it sounds like he's bashing Howard Stern. It's not clear what the conversation is about, but basically Sheen goes off about how Stern only talks about, quote, "anal and stupidity, because he's so ugly.