A Woman Goes to the Bathroom in a Walmart and Ends Up Super Glued To the Toilet Seat

You sometimes there is funny and there is Funnay! Last week, police were called to a Walmart in Monticello, Kentucky . Why? She was super-glued to one of the womens toilets!

(Picture her with her pants around her ankles, sitting on a toilet seat, EMTs trying to help, while she tries to cover up her lady parts.  Are you laughing?  Then you're a VERY bad person....Naaaa Im laughin too!)

She was stuck there for at least an hour until a rescue crew could get her free.  There's no word on whether she suffered any injuries. The police and Walmart are investigating how the toilet seat ended up covered in super glue.  A prank would be the best guess but a police spokesman says, quote, "Right now, I wouldn't say if it was accidental or intentional." If the cops do catch someone who put glue on the seat, they could be looking at a charge of second-degree assault.

That is why they have those toilet seat covers right there above the toiloet. I bet you'll be looking for one next time you gotta go in a public toilet!