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Sorry if there's some truth here.

Let me say that I could be living in the Texas Hill Country right now. I could also be living 10 minutes from the Pacific Ocean. I chose Lubbock. I have to say that because I feel really bad about going so hard against the Hub City.

I was thinking of some of Lubbock's old slogans and visitors' pieces. I don't feel like we've ever picked the right one. Now, I'll freely admit I'm not good enough to create the right one, but I'm THE GUY to create the wrong ones.

So have a giggle at some savage Visit Lubbock memes that I'm completely ashamed of.

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Six Dirty Little Secrets About Lubbock, Texas