World’s Largest Cheeseburger Is Actually Pretty Disgusting

We’re angry. Angry that somebody would take the time to make a cheeseburger so gigantic that it’s actually kind of disgusting, and not even invite us over to have some of it. Well, Black Bear Casino, you can guess where we WON’T be going for vacation this year. 

The burger was made by the Minnesota casino and weighs just over one ton. That’s 2,000 pounds of meat and bread and burger stuff; specifically, 60 pounds of bacon, 50 pounds of lettuce and onions and 40 pounds of pickles and cheese. It had to be flipped using a crane. It kind of makes us want to barf.

The previous record-holding cheeseburger weighed a meager (in comparison) 881 pounds, so these folks really went above and beyond the call of duty to make this enormous monstrosity. Congratulations!