Top Reasons Charlie Sheen Would Be a Good President

A poll found that independent voters would vote for Charlie Sheen for president over Sarah Palin.  Check out the Top Reasons Charlie Sheen Would Be a Good President

--His name's not Barack Obama.

--He'd slash spending . . . into tiny lines . 

--Look how well his dad did at the job.  What do you mean "that was just a TV show?!?"

--It would be hilarious to watch him fly to Libya and stab Gaddafi in the neck.

--It won't matter if he sucks since he'll be dead in six months.

--Think of how short the State of the Union will be when it's just him saying "Duh, winning."

--People are known to make really good decisions when high on drugs.

--Even the craziest world dictator would be like, "Wow, that guy needs to calm down!"

--No one's going to mess with a country whose president is also an F-18.

--Hey, we already elected one dude who's an unabashed addict.

--Cancer and AIDS would be instantly cured with our president's brain.

--You get a lot done when you've been up for 17 days straight.

--White House Spokesman Gary Busey?  Yes, please.