Top 10 Worst Horror Films on The Planet [VIDEO] NSFW

The original Friday the 13th is on my favorite horror films list, but the 3rd film in this franchise is just ridiculous. Coming in the middle of a “glorious” 4 year rebirth of 3D films, Friday the 13th Part III 3D makes its mark in the film world by offering the audience a joint through 3D technology.

Snoop was just out of Soul Plane and I guess he didn’t like comedy, so he wanted to try his hand in Horror. Hood of Horror is an excellent film if you have just smoked a pound of pot. The horrible acting, which all lines are spoken as a rap song, the even worse story line and just the fact Snoop is in this film give it the number 9 spot on my list.

Here is an movies sixth installment in a horror franchise that should have ended at number 2. Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood is the sequel to horror gem In tha Hood and has all the same elements except for a surprise ending where someone gets a bong impaled through their chest because they wouldn’t give the Leprechaun back his gold. So really the moral of this film is, don’t steal gold from a high Leprechaun with a sharp bong.

When I first picked up this film I thought it was one of those half movie – half porno movies, kinda like Pirates with Jesse Jane. Well I was almost right. This film does have a lot of nudity in it. Jenna Jameson is the lead in this movie and I have never seen her act before. But Jameson attempting to act is quite the site to see, so if your looking for a good laugh and some half naked zombies, be sure to pick this film up.

 These films are put together on my list because they are both equally bad. Well that’s not entirely true, the first GingerDead Man did have Gary Busey as the voice so that made it entertaining at least to listen to his crazy ass trying to be a gingerbread man made with the ashes of a serial killer. But what makes GingerDead Man 2 so awful and awesome at the same time is the fact that they are making fun of Mel Gibson’s Jesus flick, which is always fun, but it also has the best gingerbread man crucifix scene that I have ever seen.

 Imagine seeing a 6’4, 300 pound Santa chase down an old man on his slay saying, “Looks like grandpa got run over by a reindeer!” But what I think is the best part of this film is the fact that the reason Santa has to deliver presents is that he lost a curling match to an angel and was sentenced to deliver presents for 1000 years. But in the year 2005 Santa’s sentence was over and he wanted to go on a killing spree,

If you look at Stephen King’s IMDB page you will see over 100 credits as a writer, but only one as a director. Why is this? Well if you watch Maximum Overdrive, which was directed by King himself, you will understand. First off, this film is about a Semi-Truck that attacks humans and is fueled with blood. But surprisingly this film was nominated for two awards, Razzie awards that is, “Worst Director” and “Worst Actor” (Emilo Estevez – the lesser of the Sheen brothers).

Sleepaway Camp is one of the worst films out there. The characters in this film are all having sex with each other, which makes the story line hard to follow, and the acting is beyond horrible, fake screams and all. Nothing else to say except..... OMG

You would think that a film called Troll 2 would actually have some Trolls in it right? Well not this wonderful sequel. At best these creatures are goblins, since they live in a city called Nilbog (Goblin backwards, creative huh?). Most of these films are more comedic than scary, especially during my favorite scene when a goblin has sex with a piece of corn, which results in “Evil Popcorn”. Be sure to pick this film up for a good laugh and a good helping of WTF?!

I had such respect for writer/director M. Night Shyamalan.  But then during one June night in 2008, I suddenly wanted tokill him. The Happening not only had horrible acting (I’m looking at you Marky Mark…) but it also has one of the worst horror villains in horror history, NATURE!!!  This was the only film that I have sworn to never see again, which is why this movie has earned my number 1 spot of worst horror movie in human history.