The Old Testament Hits Xbox 360 and PS3 [VIDEO]

"El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron" (T) for the Xbox 360 and PS3. This is based on the Old Testament story of the Tower of Babel. Seven angels betrayed heaven by building the tower, so God sends a guy named Enoch to set things right. As Enoch, you have to fight through their seven versions of 'paradise.'

"No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise" (M) on PS3. You play Travis Touchdown, a laser katana wielding assassin on a quest to eliminate the competition by killing the ten best assassins in the world. It's motion-controlled with the PlayStation Move.

What a Crappy Summer for Gamers!