Th Slobstopper, Because Your To Lazy To Give a Crap [VIDEO]

Alright, we in America have reached a new low. I give to you the Slobstopper. The slobstopper is basically a giant bib for adults who are constantly messing up their shirts whenever they shovel whatever greasy fried piece of colon blocking, heart stopping, liver failing treat into their mouths. If you think this looks handy or necessary and you are not mentally or physically handicapped... maybe you should try just a little bit harder.