I don't even know what to say at this point except that we, as a radio station and a business, are now done even trying to make this happen. Our Beach Bash featuring Pauly D is officially off due to Pauly D's appearance being moved to Houston. Now before you get upset at anybody let me tell you what happened, and why, so you at least have all the facts.
You knew it was coming. Italy couldn't contain them, so they're back in the USA. Seaside Heights to be exact. So what do you have to look forward to this season? Drinking, partying, arguing, fighting, idiocy, antics, drama, practical jokes, lame commentary and Snooki peeing in the bushes...
Thanks to the brilliant minds/idiots at HSN, you can bring the grenade dodging, fist-pumping fun into your home and onto your tree with some ridiculous Jersey Shore Christmas ornaments.