Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes doesn't have to work because she's a retired multimillionaire (and because, well, who's hiring her to do what?). But she's either grossly overestimating her own net worth or underestimating that of the Olsen twins, who also retired from acting to pursue whatever it is they do now that involves dressing like rich homeless people.

It's been an eventful couple of weeks for Amanda Bynes. Her privates were nearly murdered and she might be getting pudgy, so it only makes sense that she's under a little stress. Now she's threatening to sue gossip bloggers on, uh, some legal ground she hasn't thought of yet.

Bring the madness! Amanda Bynes is back on Twitter and her first order of business is letting everyone know "Drake" is in her crazy sights.