Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
Ryan Anderson
Farrah Abraham Got Some New Boobs [PHOTOS]
Now that Farrah Abraham has a bestselling sex tape, it's high time she looked the part (well, looked the part even more). So last month, she had herself retrofitted with a new pair of boobs to replace the old-new boobs she bought a while back. But since these are way better, maybe she won't be so ignored at porn conventions.
His Holiness Kanye West Demands You Not Speak In His Presence [VIDEO]
Paparazzos are sometimes annoying or aggressive. A photog who caught up with Kanye West (en route to cure a leper, probs) in New York this weekend was being neither -- but that didn't stop Yeezus from throwing a holy hissy fit.
Listen Up, Channing Tatum: Snooki Has Some Parenting Advice for You [VIDEO]
Now that Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan are parents, it makes sense that they would immediately receive unsolicited advice from Snooki. (MTV pays her for that now, you know.)
Karma Catches Up with Simon Cowell as He’s Pelted With Eggs on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ [VIDEO]
Simon Cowell is used to people not appreciating his opinions. But during the finale of 'Britain's Got Talent' on Saturday (June 8), one previously rejected contestant decided she'd take his feedback over easy and pelted him with raw eggs.
Miley Cyrus, Joyce Carol Oates, Judd Apatow + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 31) celebrities ended their month by partying, lamenting fake holidays, going to jail, discussing art and pondering entertainment options.
Snooki Waxes Poetic About Pregnancy + Motherhood in Her Upcoming Book [PHOTO]
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has gone through a real transformation. After she and fiance Jionni LaValle had their son Lorenzo, she needed baby advice but didn't feel most of it was useful. So now she's written a book, 'Baby Bumps', to rectify that for other moms-to-be.
Kanye West Celebrates New Album ‘Yeezus’ by Broadcasting NSFW Video onto Public Buildings
To debut his track 'New Slaves,' Kanye West projected his large, disembodied head onto the side of 66 buildings around the world on Friday, May 17, like a ginormous Wizard of Oz who uses the "n" word a lot.
Amanda Bynes Looks Fantastic But Needs a Serious Reality Check [PHOTOS]
Things have been looking up for Amanda Bynes since she took initiative and shaved off half her hair. She seems more in control and less disheveled.
And yesterday (April 30), demonstrating she knows her Twitter audience well, she posted some pictures of her boobs.
Miley Cyrus Dishes to Elle UK About Life, Love + Liam [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
In a new interview, Miley Cyrus talked about how she and fiance Liam Hemsworth want to keep their relationship quiet now. Okay then.
Willie Nelson Auditions for ‘The Hobbit 2′ – Just in Time for His Birthday [VIDEO]
The iconic Willie Nelson is either well into or gearing up for his 80th birthday (some say it's today, April 29, but the state of Texas and its fancy paperwork says it's tomorrow) -- and he's recorded a special audition reel for Peter Jackson just in time for the occasion.
Justin Timberlake Gushes About Marriage to Jessica Biel on ‘Ellen’ [VIDEO]
Justin Timberlake dropped by Ellen Degeneres' talk show on Thursday, April 25, and had nothing but good things to say about his marriage to bombshell Jessica Biel.
Justin Bieber Posts Cartoon of Himself in Bed With a Topless Belieber [PHOTO]
Justin Bieber continued his 2013 Questionable Behavior Tour yesterday, April 16, when he posted a cartoon of himself in bed with a shirtless fan.