Subway Employee Puts His Penis On Sandwich Another Freezes His Urine While At Work and Post Pics to Instagram

Okay I am not trying to ruin you from Subway. I love Subway. But this story is too crazy not to tell you about.

An employee at a Subway Columbus, Ohio,  actually posted a picture that has even Jared (the ex-fatty) taking a break from snadwiches.

The picture? The employee snaps a photo of himself resting his penis on the restaurant’s sandwich bread then posts it to Instagram. That's all according to the Huffington Post.

“My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today,” That's what Jett’s Instagram read.

-Oh no you will not!

When the boss confronted his employee about the picture, Jett said there is a very good reason for sharing the pic of his penis over the foot-long roll.

"I would never do that at work -- it was at home," Jett told the Huffington Post. "This isn't something I'd ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke."

If that is not enough for you a second employee at the same Subway also posted a picture of what he purported to be his own frozen urine.

“Today at I work I froze my pee,” Cameron Boggs wrote beneath the picture of a frosted half-filled bottle of a yellowish substance.

Subway didn't think the photos were funny at all and fired both Boggs and Jett.

WTF is wrong with people?!?!