7 Super-Salty Shaquille O’Neal Memes in Honor of His Lubbock Visit
Shaq is coming to town, so let's make the most of it!
Shaquille O'Neal is coming to town to do a DJ gig and I wonder how he'd feel about watching me play basketball (ohh, the saltiness has started already). Shaq will be in town on September 11th to warm up the pregame crowd for the Texas Tech football game against Stephen F. Austin.
I seriously wonder if he has to have a special keyboard for his big-ass hands. Do you think he ever just punches a finger straight through a button? One more question, do you think when he picks up an LP that it looks like a Lifesaver? Okay, I got off topic a bit, let's get back to business.
Shaq will be appearing in Raider Alley and at 7'1" he'll probably be very easy to spot (he's the big bald guy playing records). Shaq goes by the DJ name DJ Diesel, because apparently DJ Shaq Attack, DJ Shaq the Snack and DJ Holy S#!@ That Dude Is Huge were all taken.
Raider Alley is free to attend. Go take Shaq a sausage wrap or something.
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