Photographer Keri Wilk was attempting to photograph a whale because that's what photographers do. They photograph stuff. And whales are stuff. Apparently they are also camera shy.

This particular whale has had enough of the flash of the paparazzi and decided to strike a blow for personal whale space. How does a whale tell a photo hound to get lost you might ask? Well I'll tell you.
They poop on them. And when a whale poops they REALLY poop. I mean the resulting cloud was over 100 feet wide! It completely engulfed said photographer.
Gross. Bad whale!

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