David Beckham was on "Ellen" on Friday, and she dressed him up in a disguise, sent him to Target, and had him spray people with his new cologne.  He was actually pretty funny, mostly because Ellen fed him lines through an earpiece the whole time. And at one point, she got him to spray his cologne on his pants then convince women to smell his leg. The disguise was a hat and glasses, so people figured out who he was after a few minutes.  But not before he did some singing and also tried to force a guy to shoplift. Check it out!