Camp Isn’t Just For Kids Anymore. Check Out Some Awesome Adult Camps

This is essentially like a kids camp just for adults. You can canoe, kayak, swim, bike, hike and learn how to sew a wallet. Ok so there's no crafts but there is a trapeze and a zipline and some other boring adult stuff. But its also in New York so you still have plane fare.

Learn to cook and you'll never go hungry again. Unless you become poor and can't afford to buy stuff, then maybe. Luckily there is a CIA in San Antonio so its just a road trip away.

Become a respectable wino. Hit up Grape Camp in Sonoma California and learn a bunch of stuff about wine other than how much it takes to put you down.

Its at the Waldorf Astoria so its going to be pricey, and maybe a little pretentious. But if you want to learn to party like its 1999-B.C.- then this is the place for you! Click the link to tour the hotel.

Think you've got the juevos to train like the bad boys that brought down Bin-Laden? Then sign yourself up for the Extreme SEAL Experience. 

While i don't think you be surfing tsunamis anytime soon, you can at least learn to not fall as much. And in case you just can't get rid of the kids, they have kids lessons too.

Swing your stick like you mean it! Or of golf isn't your thing, get rid of the golfer in your life for a few days and kick back on your own.

My personal favorite would easily be Rock Camp. Of course you have to wait for a date that you can travel, and hope it has good rock stars, or at least ones you care about. But you get to hang with rock stars and perform on stage or record in a real studio which is pretty sweet no matter who its with.