Big’s List Of Top Charlie Sheen Tweets

Charlie Sheen joined Twitter on Tuesday and got 1 million followers in 24 hours. Oddly amazing. Check out the Top Charlie Sheen Tweets.

--Hate poseurs like Chuck Lorre who change their name. Unless their name is something lame like "Carlos Estevez."

--Just had conversation with Keith Moon's ghost, who confirmed I'm not delusional.

--@EmilioEstevez: No, I can't loan you $20.

--Yo, @MuammarGaddafi, quit stealing my thunder, bro!

--Just looked at Christina Aguilera's mug shot. Ready to smoke crack again.

--Could be crazy, but starting to think these goddesses may just be using me for money and drugs.

--Buying case of Valtrex with some strippers and porn queens. AKA, WINNING!

--I'm an F-18! Mostly because I'm always supersonic speeding and constantly high.

--Just bought $400 worth of Charlie Sheen . . . can't wait to snort it.

--140 characters? They should let me have 280 characters, because I'm a rock star from Mars.

--I'm following my ex, Brooke. Not on Twitter, but in real life. And I'm carrying a knife.

--If you think these Tweets are nice, you should see the ones on this goddess.

--"Platoon 2" . . . starring me and 2,000 Viet Cong babes. WINNING!

--@LindsayLohan, TigerWoods, MelGibson and JesseJames . . . YOU'RE WELCOME!