Lindsay Lohan’s New Movie “The Canyons” Looks Terrible [VIDEO]

In and out of rehab, jail and the headlines, Lindsay Lohan has kept us entertained, that is for sure. Her private life is not so private as we have seen the disintegration of her family life and personal life on TV for all of us to enjoy. DUI's, drug allegations and her "Porn Star" boyfriend steal the headlines far before any performance she has ever given.

Sometimes we forget that she is in fact a working actress and is "working." Her movies; not so good. As I sit and write now, no performance of hers really sticks out in my mind. Her courtroom drama and traffic mishaps on the other hand I remember in detail.

Never-the-less, Lindsay has a new movie on the way. According to the official synopsis, "The Canyons" is, quote, "a contemporary L.A. noire about the dangers of sexual obsession and ambition, both personally and professionally, among a group of young people in their 20′s".

And how one chance meeting connected to the past unravels all of their lives, resulting in deceit, paranoia, cruel mind games and ultimately violence." Apparently, this thing is going to be released online, because the trailer says it's, quote, "coming soon to an Internet server of your choice."

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