FROGGY FRESSSSSH! Is coming to Lubbock's Backstage (1711 Texas) September 27th, and frankly, I'm very excited. Tickets are available here.
If you fell into a hole during the year 2012 or just don't remember YouTube sensation Froggy Fresh (fka: Krispy Kreme, but he got a cease and desist for some reason), here is the video that made him famous (warning: he has a snotty nose and it's pretty gross at points):
I could beat you up even if you have 1000 knives...