Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017
Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life
We can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.
Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear
Daddy longlegs, meet migraine.
Twerking Vixen Causes Ugly Car Crash
Save your moves for the dance floor.
Idiot Who Racks Up His 23rd DUI Is an All-Time Zero
This guy collects DUIs the way kids used to collect baseball cards.
George ‘The Animal’ Steele Dead at 79, Twitter Mourns
One of wrestling's biggest icons has passed away.
This Dude Has More Face Tattoos Than Any Reasonable Person Should
Guilt -- among other things -- is written all over his face.
Girl From ‘The Ring’ Climbs Out of TV in Terrifyingly-Executed Prank
This movie is so frightening you'll be scared out of your pants without even seeing it.
Foul-Mouthed Amazon Echo Suggests All Kinds of Porn — To a Toddler [NSFW]
It's possible Alexa has a case of Tourette's.
Woman Ditches Man on Date, Explains Why In Way-Too-Honest Text
Meeting someone online sure has its downside.