You Need An Alarm Clock That Wakes You Up By Slapping You In the Face [VIDEO]

If you're like me then waking up sucks. Of course I get up before 5 AM, but I bet it still sucks for you too. So make it suck worse by attaching a face-slapping hand to your alarm!

I suck at getting up early. Or late. Or at all. I prefer sleeping. But my boss prefers I don't. He wins. So I figured this video can help me, and probably you too, make SURE you get up on time and drag your happy butt into work. On time. For once.