You Can’t Tailgate Without Your Own Portable Stripper Pole [VIDEO]

Chicken, ribs and sausage on the grill. Cold beer flowin. School spirit is in the air. What's missing? That's right a stripper, pole dancing! Here's a perfect purchase for football tailgating season, at least while it's still warm outside.

A company out of California sells the world's only mobile stripper pole, which you can attach to any truck or SUV trailer hitch.

The pole is on a little three-by-three stage and looks like a fantastic way to create a non- family-friendly environment. They sell for $399 for the steel pole and $499 for brass.

There's only one big downside. The company is warning people that the stripper has to be under 200 pounds or the platform could break.

Under 200? Damn what kind of strippers do they think there are? Guys don't line up to pay to see a duece dance.

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