Why You Never See A Girl Fart [VIDEO]

It is somewhat of an urban legend in your middle school years that girls Never Ever Fart! My mom told me that "girls don't do that"( usually right after she crop dusted the living room) and that was good enough for me. Little did I know my Mom was a big fat liar!

 Now once I grew up and matured I realized that indeed girls do fart, big time,  but they are very very sneaky. Some will pretend to be on the phone, walk outside for "privacy" then bring that heat! Some may take a shower just to break wind or jump in the pool.

 Every so often you will have a girl that cracks one off while sleeping. Yes imagine it's a lovely Sunday afternoon. Football on the tube, just you and your girl lounging, her napping with her head in your lap. Then all of a sudden...PHRRRRRRRT! Your dog leaves the room, your eyes are watering and there may or may not be a green fog in the living room.

With that in mind take a look at College Humors theory on when and where you may catch the elusive Female Homo-Sapian breaking wind and exhibiting other crude behavior.

Why Girls Don't Fart and Other Mysteries Revealed

Wanna have some fun? Try and get a statement like "I don't fart!...that's gross!" or something like that from your Mom, Sister, Girlfriend or Wife on video or audio then begin the extraordinarily difficult task of catching an actual "incident" on tape. Share a gassy story with me . Comment Please....Good Luck-B