To tell you the truth I thought it was all a joke. The teddy bears, the "twerking" on the bears and later on Robin Thicke's junk. What and the hell was Miley thinking?

Her "performance" was easily one of the most pathetic attempts to appear sexy and "edgy" in the history of human existence.  And no, I refuse to admit that's even a slight exaggeration.

Miley came out of a giant teddy bear, wearing trashy teddy bear lingerie, to sing "We Can't Stop".  Although the singing itself was pretty poor.

Miley was more interested in sticking out her tongue, twerking, smacking and / or motioning toward her crotch and sticking her nose in the rather large buttocks of a "hefty" woman onstage.

Then Miley pulled off what little clothes she was wearing, so that she was in nothing but a bra and a very inadequate pair of panties as Robin Thicke  came out to sing "Blurred Lines".

Miley didn't leave the stage.  She sang WITH Robin.  Oh, and she also Twerked against his crotch and rubbed it with one of those foam "Number One" fingers which she also used as her own personal sex toy.

I want to find all the words I can to describe how bad it all was, but the two that keep coming to mind are "sad" and "pathetic".  There are none that tell the tale any better.

Miley simply went out there and acted like exactly what she is:  A child who has no idea what REALLY makes a woman sexy.
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