These Turkeys Would Rather Not Be Eaten — So They Attack [VIDEO]

On Thanksgiving, Americans will consume approximately 478 billion pounds of turkey, which our calculator tells us is 971 million individual turkeys.

However, some turkeys are not cool with that—and we don't just mean that one turkey that the president pardons every year. Some turkeys have decided to fight back. It's all rather inspiring, really. We'd root for them if their legs didn't taste so darn good.