This Week’s New Movies:”Hansel and Gretel”, a Jason Statham as “Parker” and “Movie 43″ [VIDEO]

First we had Abraham Lincoln killing ridding the Union of Vampires now we have Hansel and Gretel snuffing out the Witch population. Is this one worth seeing? Really? Hansel and Gretel? Okay watch the trailer and decide for yourself. One that I will be at is Jason "The Bad-Ass" Statham's latest "Parker". He is a thief with a conscious and he kicks everybody's ass. What more do you need except an Icee and popcorn. And then there is "Movie 43". The only thing to say is WTF?

"Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters" (R)
Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton play the fairytale characters Hansel and Gretel, who killed a witch in a gingerbread house when they were kids. Now that they're all grown up, they're mercenaries who make a living killing witches. Famke Janssen from the "X-Men" movies is the villain. You know Gemma from "The Prince of Persia", and the Bond movie "Quantum of Solace". And of course Jeremy is Hawkeye, weakest member of "The Avengers".

"Parker" (R)
Jason Statham is a thief looking for revenge on Michael Chiklis, the leader of his old crew, who shot and left him for dead. Nick Nolte is also in it. Statham finds out they're planning a new heist and decides to beat them to the score with the help of Jennifer Lopez who strips down to her underwear in one scene while he's checking her for a wire.

"Movie 43" (R)
This random sketch comedy movie features an enormous cast of A-list celebrities doing raunchy humor. It includes Halle Berry smearing guacamole on her breasts, Gerard Butler as a foul-mouthed leprechaun, and Terrence Howard as the coach of an undefeated basketball team who are terrified of playing their first white team. The rest of the cast includes Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Emma Stone, Anna Faris and her husband Chris Pratt, Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott, Richard Gere, Kristen Bell, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Chloe Moretz, and Liev Schrieber with his girlfriend Naomi Watts.