The Seven Ways You’re Most Likely to Get Caught Cheating

If there is one thing that I hate it is a no good, low-down dirty cheater. If you don't want to be with someone then at least have the stones to tell them. There is no need to lie and cheat on someone that you "love". Now with that said, I realize that there are some of you out there that think you have a very good reason that you cheat. "Well it's complicated". No It's not. DON'T CHEAT SCUMBAG!

I can give a hundred reasons why you shouldn't do it but there are some of you out there that will continue to do what you do and I ain't mad at ya. In fact I'm going to help you out and give you 7 ways that you will get caught cheating. This is just some information for those that want it. I am in no way saying that cheating is acceptable nor am I trying to help you master your ninja-like cheating skills. It is purely FYI.
According to a new survey by a British insurance site called MobileInsurance.co.uk, these are the seven ways you're most likely to get caught cheating on a significant other:

#1.) 41% of cheaters who were caught got busted when their partner went through their cell phone. Really almost half? If your too damn dumb to keep your cell cleaned up then you can stop reading now and go color or something.

#2.) 23% got caught when their partner checked their Facebook or Twitter accounts. Passwords need to be changed every 6 months just for cases like this and never flirt in public.

#3.) 13% left a file on their computer that their partner found. People are shameless and if they think you are cheating there is no limits to what they will do to catch your ass!

#4.) 11% were caught in the ACT. Ha Ha! Sorry about your luck. If you lost at 'Hide and Seek" as a kid then maybe you shouldn't even try it.

#5.) 5% were ratted out when their partner was told by a friend. Ohhhh No You Didn't! Oh Yes They Did! Rat fink will tell on you, then try and get your guy or gal all for themselves. Beware.

#6.) 3% of the time the partner was told by a family member. This one would never happen to me. I never talk to my family. Problem solved!

#7.) 2% broke down and confessed. How pathetic and descent of you.

There you go Cheaters. I hope all of you get caught! Muhahahahahaha...

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