Early this week I called the viral Amarillo Zoo 'UAO' sighting a hoax.
Here's an excerpt where I boldly claimed the entire city of Amarillo was in on a grand conspiracy to garner tourism to their fine city:
The City released a statement saying, "For now, the strange visitor is a UAO – Unidentified Amarillo Object," then adding: "In the spirit of fun if not curiosity, the City of Ama
I knew something was wrong from the start because they said they were in Lubbock as they were driving past some hills and mountains. Anyone who has been in Lubbock knows that it is flatter than a board out here.