Super Prison Suicide FAIL! [Video]

If you can't do the time , don't do the crime right? Apparently this inmate, fyi who is on "suicide watch," has never heard that phrase. No shoe laces or belt he does what all of us would do. A swan dive head first into his dirty crapper! Needless to say it did not have the effect he thought it would. Check it out:

Idiot! Now he's got poo all over his face and a headache from hell. Not to worry only 4786 days to go!