Simon Cowell Helped Save Nine People From a Sinking Boat

This story is for all of that think Simon Cowell is a minon of the devil. Simon came to the rescue of some people on a sinking boat the other day while vacationing in St. Tropez.

Simon was on his yacht with his ex-girlfriend  a British singer who goes by the name Sinitta when they got a distress call from another boat that was sinking.

So Simon told his captain to head out to the sinking boat.  When they got there, he sent a smaller boat out to collect nine passengers and bring them back to his yacht.  Simon's crew even helped patch up the other boat and pump water from it.

I have a feeling Simon was more of a supervisor and not much of a help. He barked out some directions like a cham I bet.