Let's not kid ourselves, this whole story was just another excuse for an incredibly stupid photoshop.

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Cool picture, though...and guacamole is pretty awesome.

On the heels of Texas Tech's goalpost-dropping, field-rushing, 51-48 win over Oklahoma, the speculation now turns to what tropical locale our beloved Red Raiders might head to for their bowl appearance. To quote Henry Hill in Goodfellas:

"I don't wanna go anywhere that's cold."

Nope. No bowl games in North Dakota or Wisconsin, so we'll have to take a pass on the "Peak Anti-Freeze Bowl", or the "Old Milwaukee Bowl" (although...I may be tempted to go to that last one).

Since there are no less than 734 bowl games each year, it's not like they can all have cool names, right? I mean some of them are just downright weak, mostly because of some silly corporate sponsor deal.

These are ACTUAL Bowl Games, so don't accuse us of making anything up....yet.

Taxslayer.com Gator Bowl

Cheribundi Tart Cherry Boca Raton Bowl

Crucial.com Humanitarian Bowl

Servpro First Responder Bowl

Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl

Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl

Zaxby's Heart of Dallas Bowl

Makers Wanted Bahamas Bowl

Boise Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl

Battlefrog Fiesta Bowl

SEE WHAT WE MEAN??? Although that Battlefrog Fiesta Bowl sounds like fun. And that Makers Wanted Bahamas Bowl. If that doesn't involve drinking Maker's Mark in the Bahamas, though...that's false advertising.

Speculation is that Texas Tech might be headed to Orlando for the (no, we're not making this up) CHEEZ-IT'S BOWL. Yep...the CHEEZ-IT'S Bowl. IN ORLANDO? Sigh. Which got us thinking about other completely silly bowl game names. We tried to make these up, but if it's an actual bowl game, it only proves our point.

THE AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO GUACAMOLE BOWL

THE OLIVE GARDEN ENDLESS SALAD BOWL

THE TY-D BOWL 

THE REAGOR-DYKES MONEY LAUNDERING BOWL

THE TOUCAN SAM FROOT LOOPS BOWL

THE LEGALIZE IT SMOKE-A-BOWL

THE OZEMPIC CANDY BOWL

Okay, that last one might be a stretch, but nothing would shock me anymore. Let's just hope that no matter what bowl game the Red Raiders play in, or who they play against, that the game isn't on some far-flung network like QVC or Al Jazeera.

Wreck 'Em.

 

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