Dallas Couple Caught Getting Freaky in the Backseat in a Parking Garage

The freaks in Dallas don’t give a damn.

Look man, I get it. When you’re horny, you’ve got to take care of your business. It’s hard to think about much of anything else when you have booty on your mind.

Which is quite often when you’re a male.

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You’ve probably heard that men think about sex once every seven seconds. But, that’s actually a myth. According to Men’s Health, a study conducted by Ohio State University in 2011 found that men actually thought about sex 19 times a day, while women thought about getting it on 10 times a day.

So, if you account for 8 hours of sleep, that’s more than once an hour for men and about once every hour and a half for women.

In other words, we’re a pretty damn horny species in general.

Now, I grew up in the country, where you can always find a good old secluded back road to get your freak on in the car's back seat. I realize people having sex in the car are guaranteed to get murdered in a horror movie, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

Speaking of desperate times, the folks in Dallas don’t have the luxury of taking a short drive to the sticks for some backseat loving. Apparently, they go for the exact opposite and do it right there in front of God and everybody in a parking garage in Downtown Dallas.

Stay freaky, my friends.