Beyond NOLA’s Naked Bike Ride: 5 Things NEVER To Do In The Buff
This coming weekend, New Orleans will again see the World Naked Bike Ride in all its glory.
According to whereyat.com, "the World Naked Bike Ride will roll through the Crescent City on June 14, 2025."
Since 2009, each year in June, a large group of fun-loving people shuck all their clothing to promote bicycle safety awareness and they parade through downtown New Orleans in what is titled the "World Naked Bike Ride."
Oh yeah, fully grown people, old enough to know better, peddling around Mickey Markey Park, totally naked, on a bicycle. In front of God and everybody!
More power to those proud enough of their body to not fear being ogled by curious onlookers, but I'm out!
You think it sounded funny when you were a kid and you put baseball cards in your bicycle spokes. I just wonder how funny it would sound with traditionally protected body parts hanging in those same spokes?
It's all fun and games until somebody's "body part" gets hung up in the bike chain.
Don't get me wrong, I fully appreciate the human body and can appreciate God's work in its creation, but I do believe there are a few things NEVER designed to be done in the buff.
Just look at what most would consider the Top 5 Things Never to Be Done Naked