In Honor of New Smash Hit “Meet the Millers”: The Top Signs That Your Neighbor is a Pot Dealer

Top Sign Your Neighbor is a Pot Dealer:

There's always a strong smell of weed coming from his home.  And it's awesome.

When you ask what he does for a living, he says, "I deal pot."

Occasionally, you get his copy of "High Times".

There's a line outside his door whenever Phish is in town.

Whenever you watch "Weeds" together, he always goes, "Come on!  That's not the way it is!"

He swears he's just "fostering" those 12 Rottweilers.

Your grandparents are constantly over there "refilling prescriptions".

When you walk into the garage to borrow his chainsaw, you're immediately blinded by 200 fluorescent lights.

There's a constant skunky smell wafting over his fence.  And he's neither Indian, a cab driver, nor an Indian cab driver.He's been a liberal arts student for 13 years.

He's the first person you've ever met who actually uses the metric system.

He has dreadlocks.  And he's white.

He knocks on your door asking if he can borrow a cup of clean pee, instead of sugar.