Here’s the News According to Snooki ?WTF? [VIDEO]

Apparently Snooki from "Jersey Shore" always wanted to be an anchorwoman.  If you'd like to see how that would have turned out, you're in luck.  We give you:  The News According to Snooki. She covers the hurricane, Beyoncé's pregnancy, and some Stupid News.  It would have been funny if she'd actually tried to be a news anchor.  But since it was done for hi-larious laughs, the three minutes she's "reporting" feel like an eternity.