Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. The Kung-Fu Hillbilly Pimp is Out There [Video]

I will share a little dirty secret with you. I miss Jerry Springer. I know it was staged and make believe but you have to accept that there was a certain entertainment value that you could not get anywhere else. Like this guy here. He;s a Kung-Fu Hillbilly Pimp that is selling his brother's girl to a white guy named "Lil Wayne".

David confesses that he has been pimping out his brother's girlfriend, and reminds us that thanks to his collection of VCR tapes of Chuck Norris and Jean Claude Van Damme he is master of Kung-Fu and is not responsible for anybody's hospital bills. Watch these clips and witness the Kung-Fu Hillbilly in action, and know that out there somewhere, standing guard over his very own meth lab the Kung-Fu Hillbilly rules ass!