Ernio Hernandez

A restaurant in Beijing, China has taken “gastro-pub” to the next level with a scatalogical-themed eatery.

Few of us would mind if a woman — accidentally locked out onto her front porch naked — decided to take the opportunity to “get some sun” and happened to fall asleep in a “compromising” position.  That is, until we learn that the narcoleptic tanning nude is a 56-year-old woman.