Cassandra Rose

Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.

Paris Hilton Spends Easter in a Playboy Bunny Outfit With Hugh Hefner + Snoop Lion [PHOTOS]

Perhaps finally accepting the fact that she will never take over the Hilton hotel chain, Paris Hilton slipped on a sparkly Playboy bunny outfit and partied with Hugh Hefner and Snoop Lion for Playboy's annual Easter egg hunt. YAY JESUS!

The Best Celebrity Pranks Ever

April Fool's Day is today, and what better way to celebrate the day that it's totally cool to wrap a toilet in cellophane than to go through some of the best celebrity pranks throughout the ages? Of course, by "ages," we mean anything within the new millennium.

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

Apparently "success" and "wastefulness" are synonyms to this singer, who once said, "Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice."

Scott Adsit as Pete Hornberger on ’30 Rock’ + Sam the Eagle – Celebrity Doppelgangers

Scott Adsit used to play Pete Hornberger, the executive producer of the fictional 'TGS' on Tina Fey's '30 Rock' before it sadly went off the air, but that doesn't mean we don't watch the reruns on FOX every night and laugh at lines we've heard a million times. One such line put a thought in our heads that Pete did look an awful lot like a bald eagle. Not just any bald eagle, but the constantly gru

Adam Lambert Will Be Honored by GLAAD For His Promotion of Equality

Perpetually sparkling big-hearted singer Adam Lambert will be honored with this year's Davidson/Valentini Award at the GLAAD Media Awards in May.

Lindsay Lohan’s Lawyer Fails to Get a Dismissal + Is Pwned by the Judge for Incompetence

Lindsay Lohan's Big Apple lawyer, Mark Heller, returned to court in California today (March 1) in an attempt to get the case in which LiLo lied to the cops after her 2012 car accident dismissed. And he failed completely. In fact, it was such a fail that the judge suggested La Lohan find new counsel.

Harry Styles Is Hit in the Groin With a Shoe, Goes Down Like a Fainting Goat [VIDEO]

One Direction member Harry Styles obviously angered someone at their concert in Glasgow, Scotland on Tuesday (Feb. 26) when not one but two shoes were thrown at the singer, hitting him in the crotch. Who throws a shoe? Honestly? (Sorry if references to 'Austin Powers' are no longer de rigueur these days.)

Jennifer Aniston Is Finalizing Plans to Wed Justin Theroux. No, Seriously.

Perusing the tabloids, one would think Jennifer Aniston has planned weddings on multiple occasions, all while being knocked up with twins. And ever since she announced her engagement to Justin Theroux back in October, the feeding frenzy has only intensified.

‘Honey Boo Boo’ Gets the Taiwanese Animation Treatment to Celebrate Going Global [VIDEO]

Honey Boo Boo is going international, with the television show set to air in Australia, the Netherlands, Italy and Latin America. We can't wait to see how words like "y'all" translate into other languages, or how other countries will start to assume we all think spaghetti sauce is ketchup and butter. 'MERICA!

2013 Oscars – Daniel Day Lewis Unsurprisingly Scores Best Actor Win [VIDEO]

Daniel Day-Lewis won the Best Actor Oscar for 'Lincoln' -- his third such trophy, which set a new record.

2013 Oscars – Barbra Streisand Sublimely Sings ‘The Way We Were’ for ‘In Memoriam’ [VIDEO]

The much anticipated "In Memoriam" segment of the 2013 Oscars had us wondering one thing: "Where's Barbra Streisand?" Not because we're horrible people and wished her dead -- but because it took a while for Her Highness to make her much-anticipated entrance.

Donald Trump’s Twitter Account Was Hilariously Hacked. Too Bad It Didn’t Last Long.

Blowhard billionaire Donald Trump generally uses his Twitter account to complain about the state of the world, which is why everyone was confused when he seemingly posted a “raunchy” Lil Wayne lyric from will.i.am. and Britney Spears' remix version of 'Scream & Shout' instead of announcing his latest ridiculous lawsuit.