Amanda Bynes Says One of the Cops Who Arrested Her Slapped Her VaJayJay!!!

We all know by now that Amanda Bynes has more than one problem. I don't want to say she is crazy because that would not be fair to crazy people. After her arrest last week and trip to the Psychiatric ward she is now saying that officers that arrested her Sexually harassed her!

She said, quote, "Don't believe the reports about me being arrested.  It's all lies.  I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me.

 "He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air.  Hilarious.  HE SLAPPED MY VAGINA.  Sexual harassment.  Big deal.  I then called the cops on him.

"He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated.  Then I was sent to a mental hospital.  Offensive.  I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn't let me.

"The cops were creepy.  The cop sexually harassed me, they found no pot on me or bong outside my window.  That's why the judge let me go.  Don't believe any reports."

Then she went on to announce she's suing the NYPD for illegally entering her apartment, lying about her having drugs and for putting her in a mental hospital against her will.

She also said she couldn't have been smoking pot because she's, quote, "allergic to drugs and alcohol."

Oh, and she's getting a nose job and embarking on, quote, "a long and wonderful career as a singer / rapper!"

And after being spotted in her ridiculous wig during her arrest, Amanda Tweeted, quote, "I need Nicki Minaj's wig person stat!"