5 Things You Need To Survive the Upcoming Snow-pocalypse of 2015

Everybody is predicting anywhere from 2-4 inches of snow this week, up to sheets of ice 1000 feet thick. So what do you NEED to survive? I'll tell you.

1. A jacket. It will get cold. Cold enough to snow so you might want a warm coat.

2. Food. But no need to rush to the store and clear out the shelves. I'm willing to bet many of you have enough food in your refrigerator or pantry to last 1 whole day. Yeah it's only going to be snowy Thursday and will probably all melt by Friday.

3. KISS FM. We'll tell you what schools are delayed or closed and we'll play the best music all day while you hunker in your bunker.

4. Intelligence. Don't be stupid, this storm is going to last 1-2 days AT MOST! By Saturday it is going to be back in the 60's temperature-wise. If you can't handle a little snow for a day and a half you might want to go ahead and start wearing a helmet every day.

5. Your camera or camera phone. EVERYBODY in town will be posting to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc. and you don't want to be left out do you? Make sure you like every picture of snow you see so that people know you like stuff.

But seriously all you REALLY need to know is to Bb safe, slow down, and if you can, stay home.