Mom and Son Have Sex and, Yup, This Doesn’t End Well
A 44-year-old woman and her 25-year-old son have been arrested for having sex with each other.
Melissa Kitchen and Shaun Pfeiffer, who both live outside Asheville, N.C., did the deed at some point in August. They're now looking at three years behind bars for incest.
The real eye-opening thing here? Pfeiffer is reportedly married, which means his wife will probably have a lot of anger the next time she says, "Your mother!"
Interestingly, Kitchens complimented Pfeiffer's looks in a deleted Facebook post from January, calling him "handsome," which wouldn't be so unusual for a mother to do if, you know, she didn't show him exactly how handsome she thought he is.
This is the second incest story to hit in recent weeks. You may recall an Oklahoma mother and daughter got into some legal trouble for marrying each other.
All of this leads us to believe some obscure cable network needs to step up and get a reality show going in which some lucky single person has to decide who to date between mom, dad, uncles, aunts, siblings, cousins -- you name it. If they're related, they're a dating option.