Everyone's favorite Side Show Superstar Drew Blood recently attempted to fit the most hot dogs in his mouth. As his fiancee, I couldn't be more proud.

After some cursory Google searching, I'm not sure there is an actual verified hot dog in mouth record. There is some dude that fit 18 hot dogs in his mouth. However, I contend, and as you can see from the video, that the ones Drew uses are particularly girthy wieners, so the overall circumference must be some kind of record. That's a whole lotta processed meat.

So did we really eat the wieners? Yes, yes we did.

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