Just kidding, they aren't giving out a lizard shark, but instead- this incredible chicken!

Anybody in need of a hen? She's free to a good home today (although she already has some inquiries). Just when you think Lubbock isn't country anymore...

Well, actually my good friend in Austin has a chicken coop. They are back in style. And who wouldn't like farm fresh eggs in your backyard?

I hope whoever takes this lovely chicken treats her with love and care and gives her a hilarious name like "The Dowager Anastacia Primrose"  or "Gravy".

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