As a guy I can honestly say that sometimes I feel like girls do have their own language and I have no idea what it is! Dating, fashion, food or animals, no matter the subject, it seems we as males are always one step behind or female counterparts when it come to communication. How was your day dear? "Fine". Cool wanna go eat? "OMG my day was not even close to fine, it's like you don't know me at all you bastard!". I'm telling ya, it's a conspiracy on a world wide level for females to rule males forever and keep us buying gifts for no reason. But the guys have caught on. We might be clueless but that does not mean powerless! Check out this video:

I Rest My Case!