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Honest Reporter Is Livid There Are No Black Friday Lines
All those long lines can drive you mad on Black Friday, but you know what can drive you even more bonkers? No lines at all.
Girl With Special Needs Is Over the Moon With Job Offer
We're almost as happy for her as she is.
Poll: Americans Shudder at Thought of Talking Politics on Thanksgiving
When it comes time to talk turkey this Thanksgiving, you may want to make sure you *only* talk turkey.
Woman Drives 20 Minutes Knowing Ginormous Spider Is In Her Car
This isn't the type of passenger who should get a ride with you.
Dog Howls Just Like a Canine Version of Chewbacca
Is this dog actually a dog?
Boy Swallows Party Horn, Toots Every Time He Breathes
This kid is the life of the party.
Woman Sues Because She Didn’t Get Enough Junior Mints
This woman has had her fill of not having her fill.
Dog With World’s Longest Tongue Is Utterly Wagtastic
This pooch is tongues of fun.
Complete Stranger Pays for 6-Year-Old’s Birthday Party
Here's a story that will put a smile on your face -- and couldn't we all use that?
Groom Saves Drowning Boy, Wedding Photographer Captures the Drama
This may be the only time it's acceptable for someone to steal the bride's thunder.
Reporter Interviews Chatty Man Who Knows Everything About Hurricane Irma
We all know about Hurricane Irma, but this guy *really* knows about Hurricane Irma.
Golfers Playing As Wildfire Rages Is Pure Crazy (And All Real)
These golfers were on fire this round. Well, almost.